Pete Moylan is undergoing his second Tommy John surgery and will be released from the Astros. But it's how he broke the news on Twitter that is so outstanding. Moylan used Gwyneth Paltrow's description of her divorce with Cold Play frontman Chris Martin.
The @astros and I are consciously uncoupling. It was a fun spring. All the best to the team this year.
— Peter Moylan (@PeterMoylan) March 26, 2014
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